KING Massage & Spa - GESLOTEN

Bad idea to visit early. Went around 2:30 PM and only one masseur on hand, but was promised that he was good at massage. In a 90 minute session, the first 60 minutes were spent basically weakly rubbing my back in multiple layers of oil, with about 2 minutes spent on legs. 0 minutes were spent massaging arms, and when I asked him to work on arms, he spent 30 seconds weakly grabbing my left arm before giving up. Easily the worst massage experience I have had to date. I was embarrassed for the masseur who was either too inexperienced in what to do, too disinterested, or both. I was equally embarrassed for myself for putting him in this position. At the end of the day I ended up giving an extremely generous tip for this level of non-service, if only to be expunged from guilt in being completely candid in this review. Last note, the building is nice enough, but gets no points for hygiene. Though the pillow-case was changed after my session, the bed sheets were not. Additionally the shower in the massage room had cigarette butts strewn at the window.